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LOL CAT...PLUS Videos, Links, and Shenanigans--Thursday

OH SHIT! this link is a doozie. I CANNOT believe that this is real- take a look:

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Mini Rant.

Okay not really an well thought out post coming your way but here we go:

I have a friend that is trying to say that cigarettes are a more dangerous addiction then oxycotton and heroin....WTF kinda logic is that!?! He claims that plenty of people can use Heroin and whatnot their whole lives and they aren't guaranteed to die from it but that Cigs are almost a sure bet that you'll kick the bucket from a cigarette related death. I dont know-I'm furiously mad about that- if you agree with him, kindly leave my site. hahaaaa-rant over. I'm spent on this bull.

The world was in a tough place: Then There Was Susan Boyle.

Yeah, the title is practically the quote of the century...If only it was a fully real quote. Susan Boyle has taken over the planet. Even my out of touch mother is quote "A Susan Boyle Fan" when I asked her where she had even heard of Susan Boyle she said "On morning radio and Anderson Cooper" I of course know her because I live on the internet..but seriously, I dont think a white person in this country hasn't heard of this Scottish bitty.

Anywho, take note in the video bellow of the Jesus symbolism--they literally gave her godly light and did a slow zoom on her face--I was almost tempted to bow down and worship her. Take a look~

What. Do. You. Call. This?

I mean, it cant be called belly dancing....right?

LOL cat Thursday

On my God. If Only...

If only I could be as good a mother as this woman. Well first I'd have to become a woman, then figure out how to carry a baby to term, then deliver it, but oh god! It would be so worth it if I could be just as classy as this dumb white bitch. I mean I could keep my kids out all night with me while I'm on a drug binge, but it is sooooo much sweeter with the fact she was doing blow off the baby while breast feeding him. Thats something I could never accomplish, and that makes me sad....

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SOOOOO GOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

EXCUSE ME FOR MY "KANYE CAPS" BUT THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE WAS SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!11!!!!1!!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE HOW GREAT THE MOVIE WAS. I JUST GOT HOME FROM SEEING IT AND I JUST HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW IT WAS GREAT!!!!

I really was a fan of all the casting. Everyone was great, generally I find at least one problem with the casting in a movie...like one bitch will piss me off real bad, but this movie didn't have that. The only thing I had a problem with was there were tons of unidentified species of aliens but no Klingons or Ferengi!!!! Those are obvious choices of extraterrestrial and they were left out!! The only way this should happen is if the fact that "I SMELL A SEQUEL!" may in fact be a fact! But i loved it soooo much regardless of no Ferengi!

And I don't think I liked it just because I'm a giant loser crazy Star Trek fan because people I went with who never even have seen a second of anything Star Trek even thought it was great.

It was literally an action packed movie of extreme awesomeness and bad-ass-ne-a I know that word don't exist or make sense but that is literally a metaphor for the intensity that is the greatness of this movie.

Plus they got me to like the original crew, which I was never that keen on (mostly because of Shatner) Anywho, I was always the biggest fan of "The Next Generation" Patrick Stewart is so bad ass.

Random LOL

Well thats just Ballin

Yes, twice in a row, well, theres just a lot of Ballin going round, what can i say?

Oh, and look at all them commas in the last sentence, that seems unnecessary.

too bad, watch this though!

Well thats just Ballin'

Another new segment: "Well thats just Ballin'"

yeah.....pretty self explanatory.

check it!

The Country is Broke! sleeves Cost Money!!

OH SHIT I LOVE WANDA SKYES!!

Like no ones business, this is my shit right here!!!!!

Head over to C-SPAN...okay, you'll never hear me sayin that again but this one time you should trust me because this is great. Wanda Skyes is my new hero for all this political humor that she did at the presidential "White House Correspondents Association Dinner" with tons of bitches in the room including the President she just goes for it, and does it well.

she goes after Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Oprah, Biden, Dick Cheney, Barrack, the nation, Old First Ladies, The Pope, Queen of England, Michelle, Rush Limbaugh, and tons of other bitches just go watch:

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here are some highlights, but you should just go watch.

At Barrack:

"I don't need to see your nipples!"

"First Black president and he plays basketball; thats like one step forward two steps back!"

The best Palin joke i've heard to date!!! and then calls out the room for kinda heckin her.

Callin out Rush Limbaugh---"He needs a good water-boading"-----FAN_F*CKIN_TASTIC!!!!

good shit yo----"I can beak Shawn Hanity just by givin him a middle seat in coach"

Carolina Liar

Okay, so I'm totally whoring out this band (despite the fact that I've only listened to one of their songs so far, for all I know they actually suck) but this is definitely one of my top-ten favorite songs at the moment. It's called "Show Me What I'm Looking For" and it's by a band called Carolina Liar and I CANNOT stop listening to it and I think that everyone should love it just as much as I do. (And yes, that was one of the longest run-on sentences in the history of the world)

Greek Life: Middle/High School all over again

Alright, so I go to a liberal arts college, aka, we're all supposed to be unique and diverse and accepting and blah freaking blah blah blah, right? WRONG. Apparently the "in thing" is to be a nasty skank bitch and only hang out with carbon copies of yourself.  Perhaps this satirical college ad will help you to understand what I'm talking about...

Anyways, back to my point. Today, my roommate and I decided to venture down to Rathskellar because I'd never 

actually been in there, and she didn't even really know it existed until I told her about it. So we went down there. The 

place was closed but the doors were open, so we went inside.

I felt like I had entered another freaking dimension.

Seriously, another dimension where you and your "sisters" or "brothers" wear the exact same outfits and hang out 

with each other every second of your lives and everything's covered in glitter and t-shirt paint. Annoying. As. Shit. 

The place pretty much resembled a neglected pizza parlor that had been overrun by a middle school student 

government with way too many arts and crafts supplies at their disposal. Gross. 

The worst part? I felt like if we had walked in there and there had actually been people just chillaxing and shit, we 

would have either:

A) Gotten food thrown at us, OR,

B) Been made so uncomfortable by being stared at mercilessly that we would have had to leave out of fear of 

spontaneous combustion. Fo serious

Seriously, the vibe I got from that place made me want to hurl. It was like stepping into a room where people had been 

violently murdered, or in this case, I'm guessing violently humiliated. So picture this. It's middle school, and you're in 

the lunch line. You walk out with your tray of food into the main area of the cafeteria, and there are like, a bunch of 

people just sitting around in their little cliques, and everyone's staring at you, and you have no place to sit. 

This is that room. Only this time it's full of fake-tan adults with acrylic nails and enough money in their trust funds to 

get wasted every night at the local bar for the next four years. In other words, this is a room full of champions.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I totally don't understand the need for Greek life on my campus, or any other 

college campus for that matter. They all claim that it's about community service and their resumes, but we all know 

it's about getting laid by every herped up sorority girl for the fraternity guys, and dressing exactly like 85 other fake 

blonde bitches for the sorority girls. This is a LIBERAL arts college. So much for individuality I guess...