LOLcat Thursday!

with love from cheesburgerland!

I HAVE TO FUCKING PEE.

ATTN: I would like to apologize for the angry caps below. Maybe. So please enjoy the following image before your brain gets fucked by the capslock.




I HATE WHEN YOU GOTTA PEE AND YOU CAN'T. THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FUCKING DICKHEAD IN FRONT OF YOU DRIVING LIKE THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE GRAVE OR SOME GOD DAMN FAT ASS IN A MINIVAN SUCKING DOWN A CHEESEBURGER LIKE SHE WON'T HAVE 5 MORE AN HOUR FROM THEN. OR WHEN SOMEONE IS IN THE BATHROOM FOR A LONG TIME FOR NO APPARENT REASON. YOU HEAR THEM SHUFFLING AROUND, TALKING ON THE PHONE, RUMMAGING THROUGH THEIR PURSE, CLEARING THEIR THROAT ECTECTECT. ALL THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU ARE NOT IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM AND SOMEONE IS WAITINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You can honk, scream, knock louder, huff and puff, but reality is: people are only concerned for numero uno. And you WILL pee yourself.

PENNSYLVANIA: GET THE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THE GOD DAMN LEFT LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, first of all, I would like to start out by saying that I am from NJ, and this is not meant to be a PA VS. NJ thing; it is just a pre-cautionary word of advice to Pennsylvanian drivers who decide they want to go 55 in the left lane when the speed limit is fucking 65. When I drive in PA, more specifically Philly, I don't drive in the middle of the fucking road like other retards from NJ do, I stay to one side. Why? BECAUSE I FUCKING OBEY TRAFFIC LAWS. NO MATTER WHERE I FUCKING AM. It's so fucking ridiculous. I mean seriously, if someone is riding your fucking ass on the highway... AND EVERYONE ELSE BEHIND THEM IS DOING THE SAME ... that means you are in the FUCKING WAY. SO MOVE THE FUCK ASIDE! Is that so fucking hard?! To use your blinker and move into the slow lane!?!? And don't even get me fucking started on turn signals! Because I'm pretty sure that ALL CARS COME EQUIPPED WITH THOSE. Yes, even you fucking douchebags in Cherry Hill. Your cars DO in fact, have turn signals. HOW MIRACULOUS!!!! I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THAT LITTLE LEVER DID!!! I MAKE $200,000 A YEAR AND DRIVE A FUCKING NICE ASS CAR BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME HOW TO OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE PROPERLY!!! That is sooooooooo weird. Oh my gawd!

Really???

okay listen....

Today my ears were overwhelmingly bombarded with THE N-WORD 

frankly, I think that is some serious bull shit BECAUSE it was coming out of fucking white bitches mouths...not only did they use it...THEY DEFENDED THEIR RIGHT TO SAY IT!!!

I dont know where the fuck these stupid girls think it is okay to drop the N-Bomb and then when i say they shouldn't use that word because there are years of pain and generational ramification and it is truly a hurtful word...they say "why does it offend you? i got lots of black friends so its cool if i say it"

NO BITCH! 

(im gonna apologize now for the 

Kanye blogging stye caps lock)

THIS SHIT AINT OKAY! OH, OH YOU SAY YOU GOT LOTS OF BLACK FRIENDS? THEN YOUR DUMB ASS SHOULD KNOW BETTER THEN TO FUCKING USE THAT WORD! AND DON'T TELL ME THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION IS "SOMEONE WHO IS IGNORANT OR UNEDUCATED" BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE IF YOU GOING AROUND USING THAT WORD!!!

JUST BECAUSE I AM WHITE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I CAN'T EMPATHIZE WITH THE STRUGGLES OF CERTAIN GROUPS OF PEOPLES WHO HAVE LIFTED THEMSELVES OUT OF A HORRID TIMES. 

I WANT THESE DUMB WHITE BITCHES TO GO SPEAK WITH THE GRACIOUS BERNICE KING (DAUGHTER OF MARTIN LUTHER KING JR) AND JUST SLIP THE N-WORD INTO THE CONVERSATION IF IT IS SOOOOO OKAY TO SAY.

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!

why are people so fucking stupid.

It'd be better if i just sent them to South Philly blindfolded with i sign around them saying "I USE THE N-WORD DAILY" and we'll see if their ignorant asses come back alive...

ugh...

okay well this that much anger i have to end it happy...so watch some PUPPIES!!!!

BITCH you crazy.

I kid you not that one time i was walking along a street in the lovely town of Philly when i saw a lady walk out of a store causing a scene- Like foreal she should have gotten all of beyonce's roles in movies cuz bitch was actin up a storm. (she kicked "Sasha Feirce's" ass to the ground {dont get me started on B either} damn bitch crazy...ugh) 

Anywowigetofftrackeasy, this bitch was screaming about the damn girl at the counter how distrispectful she was to her and how she aint never gonna shop at that establishment no more. walking down the street seemingly talking to no one but her damn crazy self...

Okay. Listen hoe.....You don't need a damn blue tooth for walking down the damn street. As a matter of fact you look like a crazy bitch if you do.

Hear me out on this one...cuz its a peeve of mine...

that bitch i mentioned above...she looked crazy as fuck. all cuz she aint got a damn phone to her ear. i wouldn't have given a damn if she was doin the same crazy shit if she just had a phone to her ear it just let everybody know..."oh, okay she on the phone"

but no. 

shit.

Damn all this new aged crap, its shit.  Oh, and look a beyonce sellin her damn "B Phone" aint that some shit?