I kid you not that one time i was walking along a street in the lovely town of Philly when i saw a lady walk out of a store causing a scene- Like foreal she should have gotten all of beyonce's roles in movies cuz bitch was actin up a storm. (she kicked "Sasha Feirce's" ass to the ground {dont get me started on B either} damn bitch crazy...ugh)
Anywowigetofftrackeasy, this bitch was screaming about the damn girl at the counter how distrispectful she was to her and how she aint never gonna shop at that establishment no more. walking down the street seemingly talking to no one but her damn crazy self...

Okay. Listen hoe.....You don't need a damn blue tooth for walking down the damn street. As a matter of fact you look like a crazy bitch if you do.
Hear me out on this one...cuz its a peeve of mine...
that bitch i mentioned above...she looked crazy as fuck. all cuz she aint got a damn phone to her ear. i wouldn't have given a damn if she was doin the same crazy shit if she just had a phone to her ear it just let everybody know..."oh, okay she on the phone"
but no.
shit.
Damn all this new aged crap, its shit. Oh, and look a beyonce sellin her damn "B Phone" aint that some shit?

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