Random LOL

Because it is christmas...(Almost)

This would be BOSS.

I wish I magic computer skills so i could whip up a video as cool as this one! Thundercats were cool as hell when i was younger...when i was in 7th grade i woke up at 6:30 every morning just to watch that shit. Now, I know this is fake but Brad Pitt, Vin Diesel, Hugh Jackman, and some bitch from the some tv show on Sci Fi i used to watch...I think it was called farscape...who knows. But yeah this would be some bangin shit yo.  

My Indestructible Little Yaris Mobile... and random LOLcat

Ok, so last night some fucking Douchey McDoucher Bag decided it would be cool to rear end me while I was stopped & letting someone get of the fucking middle of the road like a dumb ass [mind you, they almost missed their exit..I was being nice. See where that shit gets you, kids?!] I also can't fail to include the fact that I was blaring on my horn to show car # 1 [a.k.a. Douchey McCauseanaccident Stein] that I was letting them safely get onto the exit. Next thing you know, this old ass minivan just SLAMS into me. So I start screaming like a crazy woman, and to avoid any further retardation [between the holidays shoppers, high school kids, old people, out of state drivers, and the fact that it was a rainy Friday night] I pull onto 42 and signal this kid to follow me to the shoulder. Well little douche tries to escape my clutches. I was not having any part of that bullshit. So I got along side of him and was screaming and pointing to the should of the road. He pulled the fuck over. So I throw the car into park and get out. I see this little Hispanic kid [no older then high school] get out of the minivan. I'm like:

what the fuck dumb ass!?! You didn't fucking see me stopped there or hear me blaring my horn?! My girlfriend was eating a damn sandwich, she could have choked, you little jerk off.

There is barely a scratch on the sexy little Yaris. Such a trooper! So I said to him [still screaming of course] that

he was fucking lucky there wasn't any real damage, cos I'd have called the fucking cops so quick.

This kid may or may not have peed himself. I am 4'11'' and I don't think of myself as intimidating. But this kid thought otherwise, apparently. I guess when a complete stranger is screaming and cursing at you, it might be scary? I don't know. I am kinda crazy. So after chewing him out, I scolding the young Douche Bag like I was his mother. I told him he needed to pay the fuck attention to the road and be fucking careful, or he could kill someone. I am awesome, and so is Yaris. Oh, Dr. Beverly Shwan Goatus- you brave bitch. So, I have to go into Philly today. I don't think I'll drive. . .

hahahaa!

And the hits keep coming

hahahahaaa! 

GIFs of the fantastic "shoe incident" just look here....((clickclick))

i love how awesome internet people are...sorry UU

My Kind of Woman

Okay so this bitch, well she tries hard to be one, anywho, this bitch on survivor was trying real hard to be a bitch, wow i talk in circles, anywho...I like a bitch that tries. And TRUST this bitch tries real hard to be a C yoU Next Tuesday. You know, a CUNT. okay so this bitch Corinne on the finally of Survivor...a show i never watch but this season got lots of internet attention because of....well, floppy peen....see below....and I'm sorry.....AnyWhoCaresAboutThat, watch this clip of Corinne trying to be a real mega bitch-and like I said- i like someone who tries to be as much of a bitch as I am..

(PS: click if you REALLY want to see floppy peen in motion)

OH SNAp!!!!

Okay, homeboy UU {thats 2 Us...double U if you will, [W]}  aint outta the office yet and "bama" aint rolling in for atleast a month or some shit...

AnyWhatATerribleIntroductionToAPost, at a press conference in Iraq Homeboy had to dodge two shoes that got chucked at his stupid ass. A reporter at the conference was the culprit and of course security was all up on him in like 2 seconds....but as he was being drug out he shouted "This is a farewell kiss, dog." I just gonna say, I like dis mans style, he'd def fit in with my crew...cuz i know when i roll down to 7-11 and dat hoe behind the counter wants to give me the ten yearold hotdog thats like stuck to the rollers I'm always like "oh no boo boo, you got the wrong guy...I aint havin that shit!" and then i storm out...But if i have a homie to shout and throw a shoe...I'd def get my point across but I'd prolly also have to steal the nachos instead of paying when the worker calss the cops on me. But thats a win right? free comedy and nachos...you cant go wrong.

okay but back to unimportant stuff. After the shoe almost hit UU, the president told the remaining reporters, “I’m OK. “It doesn’t bother me. So what if he threw a shoe at me. All I can report is it is a size 10."

Ha!

Thats funny to me....end.

ps: damn I bad at news stories....

LOLcat Thursday!