OH SNAp!!!!

Okay, homeboy UU {thats 2 Us...double U if you will, [W]}  aint outta the office yet and "bama" aint rolling in for atleast a month or some shit...

AnyWhatATerribleIntroductionToAPost, at a press conference in Iraq Homeboy had to dodge two shoes that got chucked at his stupid ass. A reporter at the conference was the culprit and of course security was all up on him in like 2 seconds....but as he was being drug out he shouted "This is a farewell kiss, dog." I just gonna say, I like dis mans style, he'd def fit in with my crew...cuz i know when i roll down to 7-11 and dat hoe behind the counter wants to give me the ten yearold hotdog thats like stuck to the rollers I'm always like "oh no boo boo, you got the wrong guy...I aint havin that shit!" and then i storm out...But if i have a homie to shout and throw a shoe...I'd def get my point across but I'd prolly also have to steal the nachos instead of paying when the worker calss the cops on me. But thats a win right? free comedy and nachos...you cant go wrong.

okay but back to unimportant stuff. After the shoe almost hit UU, the president told the remaining reporters, “I’m OK. “It doesn’t bother me. So what if he threw a shoe at me. All I can report is it is a size 10."

Ha!

Thats funny to me....end.

ps: damn I bad at news stories....