I HAVE TO FUCKING PEE.

ATTN: I would like to apologize for the angry caps below. Maybe. So please enjoy the following image before your brain gets fucked by the capslock.




I HATE WHEN YOU GOTTA PEE AND YOU CAN'T. THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FUCKING DICKHEAD IN FRONT OF YOU DRIVING LIKE THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE GRAVE OR SOME GOD DAMN FAT ASS IN A MINIVAN SUCKING DOWN A CHEESEBURGER LIKE SHE WON'T HAVE 5 MORE AN HOUR FROM THEN. OR WHEN SOMEONE IS IN THE BATHROOM FOR A LONG TIME FOR NO APPARENT REASON. YOU HEAR THEM SHUFFLING AROUND, TALKING ON THE PHONE, RUMMAGING THROUGH THEIR PURSE, CLEARING THEIR THROAT ECTECTECT. ALL THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU ARE NOT IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM AND SOMEONE IS WAITINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You can honk, scream, knock louder, huff and puff, but reality is: people are only concerned for numero uno. And you WILL pee yourself.