Okay, first of all, I would like to start out by saying that I am from NJ, and this is not meant to be a PA VS. NJ thing; it is just a pre-cautionary word of advice to Pennsylvanian drivers who decide they want to go 55 in the left lane when the speed limit is fucking 65. When I drive in PA, more specifically Philly, I don't drive in the middle of the fucking road like other retards from NJ do, I stay to one side. Why? BECAUSE I FUCKING OBEY TRAFFIC LAWS. NO MATTER WHERE I FUCKING AM. It's so fucking ridiculous. I mean seriously, if someone is riding your fucking ass on the highway... AND EVERYONE ELSE BEHIND THEM IS DOING THE SAME ... that means you are in the FUCKING WAY. SO MOVE THE FUCK ASIDE! Is that so fucking hard?! To use your blinker and move into the slow lane!?!? And don't even get me fucking started on turn signals! Because I'm pretty sure that ALL CARS COME EQUIPPED WITH THOSE. Yes, even you fucking douchebags in Cherry Hill. Your cars DO in fact, have turn signals. HOW MIRACULOUS!!!! I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THAT LITTLE LEVER DID!!! I MAKE $200,000 A YEAR AND DRIVE A FUCKING NICE ASS CAR BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME HOW TO OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE PROPERLY!!! That is sooooooooo weird. Oh my gawd!
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